Jokes about Democrats and Liberals
Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
22 Ways to be a Good Democrat
The Ant and the Grasshopper
Americans With No Abilities Act
Congressional Democrats are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
Peace in Middle Earth in Our Time
The Alliance of Really Nice Countries
Today Tom Daschle and other Democratic leaders announced the Alliance of Really Nice Countries (ARNC). Senator Daschle said that he and the other Democratic leaders felt it was necessary to announce this Alliance as a counter balance to President Bush's "Axis of evil".
Bill Clinton is no longer President...
A bunch of white men
After a briefing on the coup in Haiti, U.S. Representative Corrine Brown (Democrat from Florida) said President Bush's policy for the country was "racist" and engineered by "a bunch of white men."
Liberals and Conservatives
The division of the human family into its two distinct branches, liberals and conservatives, occurred some 20,000 years ago...
Humorous Graphics about Democrats and Liberals
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The Official Seal of the United States Democratic Party
Using the wrong hand while repeating the Pledge of Allegiance: Priceless
Hollywood Foreign Policy Review
If today's peace activist mind-set was present in the 1930's
Damn. There go my chances for a good settlement with Jack Daniels..
Knowing you just mocked the "smartest woman on earth" right under her elitist nose: Priceless
Who Would You Rather Have Running Your Country?
Hitlery
The real reason why Barbara Streisand is livid over her mansion pictures being made available over the Internet...
The Ditzy Chicks
The Dixie Chicks and Saddam Hussein
Everything I know about foreign policy fits on this sign
Fear Factor Season Finale: 5 minutes in a bath with Janet Reno
Hollywood Foreign Policy Review
I have no logical argument
Jackasses - The Movie
Janet Reno's Greatest Hits
Limosine Liberal
Time Man of The Year: Janet Reno
Protesting for Useful Idiots
Except for ending slavery, fascism, nazism and communism -- war has never solved anything
Hillary KFC Special: Two Fat Thighs with Small Breast and a Left Wing
I've never seen an entire family of black sheep - what do you call them? -- The Clintons.
Hillary Clinton - Caught on the Men's Bathroom WebCam
Jane Fonda Memorial Urinal
Hillary - Strap-on Tools
Howard Dean - The Whining
Bill Clinton's Operation
Forcing the senate to allow every member to vote in judicial nominees... Why, that's undemocratic.
The Difference - Republican Women vs. Democratic Women
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