Saddam Hussein's Relatives

Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, many of Saddam Hussein's lesser-known relatives are coming to the attention of Coalition authorities including:

Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the Australian half-brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins by his the African wife
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray..............the country music star
Ecksray...........the radiologist
Puray...............the gourmet chef
Regay...............the Jamaican half-brother
Ollay................the Mexican half-sister
Lattay...............the sister who works in Starbucks
Tupay...............the brother with the bad hair
Dushay.............the very clean sister
Bufay...............the chubby sister
Phayray............the zookeeper sister who works in the gorilla house
Sapheway.........the sister who works in a grocery store
Gudlay.............the slutty sister

And finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.

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