Category: France

Gallic Wars – Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. Hundred Years War – Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: “France’s armies are victorious only when not led…

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian.” — Jed Babbin, former Undersecretary of Defense The French Tennis Open for this year has been canceled due to a National crisis. They have plenty of rackets…but no balls!! A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve. A few…