Dear Mr. President: Greetings from Rural America Qur’an… An Accursed Book… So Long as There Is This Book There Will Be No Peace in the World. This Book is Full of Shit! Dear Santa: Thank You! if u cud recomend me a book. wot wud u recomend? Dear Taliban, Allow Me to Introduce You to Grumpy Cat. So long as there is this book there will be no peace in the world. Read the Bill? Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!