1871 – Bismarck founds modern Germany.

1890 – Bismarck sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.

1914 – Germany starts World War I.

1914-1918 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.

1917 – Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.

1918 – Germany loses World War I.

1920’s – Germans try democracy.

1933 – Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.

1939 – Germany starts World War II.

1939-1945 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.

1941 – Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.

1945 – Germany loses World War II.

1946 – Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food aid to feed them.

1947 – Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.

1948-1949 – America puts ass on line and risks WWIII to save a few Berliners from Soviet hordes.

1949 – Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.

1950’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1950’s – German ‘economic miracle’ occurs while America keeps watch on Soviet hordes.

1955 – NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1960’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1960’s – German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.

1963 – American President John Kennedy makes “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech.

1970’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1970’s – Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).

1970’s – Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West Germany.

1980’s – America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.

1980’s – German leftists bitch about Pershing II missiles.

1987 – American President Ronald Reagan makes “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” speech.

1989 – Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.

1990 – German Reunification.

1990’s – America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.

1990’s – Germany stands by as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.

1993 – Germany joins European Union.

1995 – Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the sidelines.

1997 – Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.

1998 – Hard-line, left-of-left socialist come to power under Gerhard Schroeder.

1999 – American’s lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the sidelines.

2001 – Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.

2002 – Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election campaign.

2003 – Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of poor treatment from America.

And you thought the French were a bunch of ungrateful bastards?

German History

17 thoughts on “German History

  1. German parents warn 1st sign of fascism is a P C thought police same as Nazi book burning. It’s losing freedom of opinion

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *