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Lightbulbs are already outlawed; it’s CFLs for you now!
@BernardChapin Very true.
They won’t need light when they are all hanging from overpasses.
It might take one lightbulb to change a Statist, tho.
That’s brilliant! And you say the old Cray helped crunch the numbers, huh? @dlb703
none. There is no electricity.
None; that’s what cheap illegal immigrant labor is for.
One. ~ Th Gunslinger
Wrong answer.
Right answer: None. What’s a light bulb?
See: http://t.co/spLQesNRY3
Somewhere in there should be a reference to “Bigoted Lightophobes”