I didn’t commit suicide, a toaster killed me.
Please Help the UN get all the toasters off the streets.
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DAM IT I NEW TOASTERS R PLOTTING SOMETHING! I NEW THOSE DAM ANARCHISTS R RETHUGLICAN TERRORISTS‼ ←#AntiRight #LiberalLogic
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Oh…..Well Done.
Well, I had the right actor before clicking on the link. My first thought was Scrooged. I haven’t seen this movie.
So how often has Bill Murray had a toaster as a co-star?
skewed comparison; the thing is; toasters have a benign use for which they are designed. Guns are designed to kill.
skewed comparison; the thing is; toasters have a benign use for which they are designed. Guns are designed to kill.