I went to sign my dog up for welfare. They said he’s not eligible. I said he’s lazy, unemployed, and doesn’t know his daddy. He gets his check next week.Prev postNext post Related posts: I Am NOT Your Baby Daddy: Get a Job, Get Off Welfare, and Take Responsibility. Pass a Urine Test to Get a Welfare Check Ode To The Welfare State Everything I know about foreign policy fits on this sign Caution; This sign has sharp edges; Do not touch the edges of this sign; Also, the bridge is out ahead How the Welfare State Begins… and Ends Check Your Male Privilege! Work Hard! Millions on Welfare Depend on You! liberal
“: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. I have 3 strays, I bet they could get a larger check.
@cinders1313 Yeah, I just signed up for Doggie Condoms — no more unsafe sex for Fido!! Thank you, Obama!
lol now that is funny I don’t care who you are! Oh my I’ve said this before, oh well Obama has lied before too
Pretty soon if dems get their way Uwill be able to marry him get a tax write off then start antidiscrimination4 dogs vote
And will understand English better than a illegal SCAB! ASS! and have less fleas & ticks..and 1,000 X more trustworthy FILL
I’m disabled and I don’t even try to get disability from the government. I’m too proud to take charity…
“: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. ⇒ http://t.co/12eytC5UQr #Liberal” #auspol #scam MT
why the delay?
all my dog got was a obamaphone and then a text from Carlos danger
“: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. I have 3 strays, I bet they could get a larger check.
Thanks for the giggle this morning! Have a great day!
@cinders1313 Yeah, I just signed up for Doggie Condoms — no more unsafe sex for Fido!! Thank you, Obama!
lol now that is funny I don’t care who you are! Oh my I’ve said this before, oh well Obama has lied before too
“: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. -> http://t.co/0DDjkJWHDa”
Pretty soon if dems get their way Uwill be able to marry him get a tax write off then start antidiscrimination4 dogs vote
hope you’re a co-signer on his account
Make sure he doesn’t forget to vote in November. 😉
#liberal my dogs Are both huge Obama supporters….and they sleep on the couch all day. Correlation??
And free HC, too? And a voter ID?
but only if he’s an illegal chihuahua
And will understand English better than a illegal SCAB! ASS! and have less fleas & ticks..and 1,000 X more trustworthy FILL
I’m disabled and I don’t even try to get disability from the government.
I’m too proud to take charity…
I beat you on that, two months ago I got my dog a job at MSNBC. He’s already promoted to an Anchor.
More puppies more money.
http://t.co/wUWurf9io4
Black Lab??
@DanaPerino @DLoesch
Hillarious!!! looks like Jasper!!!
Yea and Social Security is broke so where does the welfare money come from
at least your dog understands English
http://t.co/qzUXIzMiXH
Ruff! Earl wants his check, too! http://t.co/NohVyizK4C
He also signed up for Earned Income Credit for the litter
Get out the A-1 sauce!
Wish it were that simple…
i have 2 dogs wonder if i can get them obama care?
I bet if you’re dog was black and from Mexico it could get free health care and cash assistance too
Haha! Lmao. Wonder if I can sign my dogs up? They are Maltese, you think they’ll get it?
Did he get his “Obama phone” too??
“: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. ⇒ http://t.co/12eytC5UQr #Liberal” #auspol #scam MT
get your dog an oboy phone
LOL i needed that thank you,
Why not have it paid directly into his bank account. He can use a swipe card when buying bones.
Must be a Foreign Breed ..much easyer to get signed up than a English breed
That’s pretty rough rough rough!
I guess he has signed for the Democrats.
-As long as you spend it on him, it’s cool.
is he here legally?
I went to register my dog. She’ll be a first time voter in 2016.
that is funny lol
you had to get him micro chipped 1st though-sign of times for humans next..??
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table with my welfare check
Shitz not funny
GOOD ONE♡
Canadians have been getting welfare for their dogs for over 20 years.