I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week.

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I went to sign my dog up for welfare. They said he’s not eligible. I said he’s lazy, unemployed, and doesn’t know his daddy. He gets his check next week.

Tony

I wish I was H.L. Mencken, but I'm not.

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