47 thoughts on “I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week.”

1. why the delay?

2. all my dog got was a obamaphone and then a text from Carlos danger

3. “: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. I have 3 strays, I bet they could get a larger check.

4. Thanks for the giggle this morning! Have a great day!

5. @cinders1313 Yeah, I just signed up for Doggie Condoms — no more unsafe sex for Fido!! Thank you, Obama!

6. lol now that is funny I don’t care who you are! Oh my I’ve said this before, oh well Obama has lied before too

7. “: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. -> http://t.co/0DDjkJWHDa”

8. Pretty soon if dems get their way Uwill be able to marry him get a tax write off then start antidiscrimination4 dogs vote

9. hope you’re a co-signer on his account

10. Make sure he doesn’t forget to vote in November. 😉

11. #liberal my dogs Are both huge Obama supporters….and they sleep on the couch all day. Correlation??

12. And free HC, too? And a voter ID?

13. but only if he’s an illegal chihuahua

14. And will understand English better than a illegal SCAB! ASS! and have less fleas & ticks..and 1,000 X more trustworthy FILL

15. I’m disabled and I don’t even try to get disability from the government.
    I’m too proud to take charity…

16. I beat you on that, two months ago I got my dog a job at MSNBC. He’s already promoted to an Anchor.

17. More puppies more money.

18. http://t.co/wUWurf9io4

19. Black Lab??

20. @DanaPerino @DLoesch
    Hillarious!!! looks like Jasper!!!

21. Yea and Social Security is broke so where does the welfare money come from

22. at least your dog understands English

23. http://t.co/qzUXIzMiXH

24. Ruff! Earl wants his check, too! http://t.co/NohVyizK4C

25. He also signed up for Earned Income Credit for the litter

26. Get out the A-1 sauce!

27. Wish it were that simple…

28. i have 2 dogs wonder if i can get them obama care?

29. I bet if you’re dog was black and from Mexico it could get free health care and cash assistance too

30. Haha! Lmao. Wonder if I can sign my dogs up? They are Maltese, you think they’ll get it?

31. Did he get his “Obama phone” too??

32. “: I went to sign my dog up for welfare. He gets his check next week. ⇒ http://t.co/12eytC5UQr #Liberal” #auspol #scam MT

33. get your dog an oboy phone

34. LOL i needed that thank you,

35. Why not have it paid directly into his bank account. He can use a swipe card when buying bones.

36. Must be a Foreign Breed ..much easyer to get signed up than a English breed

37. That’s pretty rough rough rough!

38. I guess he has signed for the Democrats.

39. -As long as you spend it on him, it’s cool.

40. is he here legally?

41. I went to register my dog. She’ll be a first time voter in 2016.

42. that is funny lol

43. you had to get him micro chipped 1st though-sign of times for humans next..??

44. I bought a decaffeinated coffee table with my welfare check

45. Shitz not funny

46. GOOD ONE♡

47. Canadians have been getting welfare for their dogs for over 20 years.