34 thoughts on “Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.”

1. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an aliibi. – http://t.co/H7Lmxg84Yr”

2. I grew up hearing something similar, and it’s true with my daughter too! Only she’d do the shooting 🙂

3. I have a handsome son. I also have a gun shovel and alibi. Wanna play?

4. ditto

5. my father inlaw was so surprised when I said I wanted to marry his daughter he dropped the shotgun

6. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/EnmgypGHTU”lol

7. my dad was like that! He had a collection of guns from WW2. He was army/navy resv. Next month will b 7yrs he went 2 heaven

8. . …my home is 2 miles from wild lands with coyotes, mtn lions & bears. Don’t need a shovel.

9. Every Dad’s thought~: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. http://t.co/1Efv7D60pz

10. “@Honey3018 : Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/VWcv0aKsTC”

11. @Gun_Shots I’ll bring the lime for the hole. He’ll decomp quick minus the smell.

12. Go to the door w/ the first two, and you won’t have to worry about the third.

14. “: Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter; I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. -> http://t.co/UPZ3aFav9b” @texx35 FYI

15. @terencehooson We`re stepping back in time, if we continue this WILL become what`s happening, it won`t be a joke

16. In the South the “Gator Pond” is a sacred institution ..hee heehee..

17. a typical muslim father?

18. https://t.co/fpDdREB42v

19. you can use my backhoe free

20. Ain’t in need of Alibi if nobody sees you, Hehehe

21. Don’t forget the value of a back-hoe!

22. @Gun_Shots Right

23. @Gun_Shots lol I have a hoodie fem my beautiful daughter that says this

24. And with a call to me…
    You also now have an alibi lol!!

25. Don’t forget the 50 pound bag of lime.

26. I had 4 daughters, needed a backhoe and a AK47

27. I had 4 daughters, needed a backhoe and a AK47

28. Cant state the “Alibi” part these days. (The popular News Media Narrative)

29. me too

30. and a witness!

31. and a witness!

32. and a witness!

33. “I’m not afraid to go back to prison, son…”

34. “I’m not afraid to go back to prison, son…”