You Know the Economy is Bad When Santa Has to Work Two Jobs
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And one of those jobs is in a fucking McDonalds shit house.
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Santa works in the federal welfare department the rest of the year.
Ya gotta work hard for all those free loading kids that want something for nothing, Uncle Bernie wants Santa to work more.