Communism Has Never Been Tried

Obama Supporters: Like Zombies… but with No Interest Whatsoever in Brains

I Am NOT Your Baby Daddy: Get a Job, Get Off Welfare, and Take Responsibility.

Money Saving Tip: If You Are On Welfare and Can’t Support Yourself, Don’t Have Any More Children.

I Am Constrained by a System That Our Founders Put in Place Score One For The Founders!

Does Anyone Know How to Cancel a Bid on eBay? I put in a $7 Bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit”, and Now It Seems I’m Only Nineteen Minutes Away From Owning Obama’s Entire Cabinet.

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