Billy thought it was awesome that he could vote YES for taxes that would never affect him. Until all the “rich people” started leaving the state and the only one left to pay the taxes was him.
Category: Taxes

The Collection of Taxes Which Are Not Absolutely Required
The collection of taxes which are not absolutely required, which do not beyond reasonable doubt contribute to the public welfare, is only a species of legalized larceny. – Calvin Coolidge

Why Do I Have to Do Well in School, Mommy?
Why do I have to do well in school, mommy? It’s so when you grow up, you can get a good job and be a tax slave for the loser kids who didn’t do shit in school!

Government Run Healthcare
GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE Combining the customer service excellence of your local DMV with the business-savvy practices of the US Postal Service.

It’s No Wonder You Lost Your Twinkies…
It’s no wonder you lost your Twinkies, when you voted like Ding Dongs.

The Welfare State is the Oldest Con Game in the World
“The welfare state is the oldest con game in the world. First you take people’s money away quietly and then you give some of it back to them flamboyantly.” – Thomas Sowell