I May Be Slow, But I Run Better Than The Government
Hello, Government? I’d Like to Unsubscribe From Your “Service”
Democracy: Sorry Strawman, But We All Voted, Fair and Square
Caution: No Fishing: Water Contains Large Amounts of DHMO (Dihydrogen Monoxide)
They May Take Our Lives, But They’ll Never Take Our…
The Hardest Part About a Zombie Apocalypse is Pretending I’m Not Excited
Proposed Location For The New Border Fence
An Old Lady Shot Her Husband For Stepping on The Floor She Just Mopped…
Bars Are Adding Dihydrogen Monoxide To Their Liquor and It Needs To Stop
I Don’t Know How My Story Will End, But Nowhere in My Text Will It Ever Read… “I Gave Up.”
Remove Child Before Washing I’d call that some good advice.
9/11 Happened on 9/11. Coincidence?
Ladies, Do You Really Want Workplace Equality?
Saw Bad Man. Bit Bad Man. End of Report.