Rednecks: America’s Original Homeland Security
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It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.
It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. – Ron Swanson

Liberals keep looking for reasons to be offended and I keep looking for ways to offend them. It’s a team effort.
Liberals keep looking for reasons to be offended and I keep looking for ways to offend them. It’s a team effort.

Have You Heard About the Tea Party Conspiracy?
Have You Heard About the Tea Party Conspiracy? They Want to Take Over, Stop Stealing Our Money, Restore Our Liberty, and Then Leave Everybody The Hell Alone.

The essence of America, that which really unites us, is not ethnicity or nationality or religion.
The essence of America, that which really unites us, is not ethnicity or nationality or religion. It is an idea, and what an idea it is: that you can come from humble circumstances and do great things. – Condoleeza Rice

Tell me again how conservatives and Tea Partiers are the “dangerous” ones?
Tell me again how conservatives and Tea Partiers are the “dangerous” ones?

Am I Interrupting Anything Important?
Am I interrupting anything important? Impossible, I work for the government.