“Assault” is an Action, Not an Object
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Rightful Liberty is Unobstructed Action According to Our Will Within Limits Drawn Around Us by the Equal Rights of Others 
Same Gun: Different Clothing. Politicians would call one of these an “assault rifle”.
well actually, ‘verb and ‘adjective’ would have been better punchlines.