The Assault Fork Responsible for Thousands of People Dying Every Year Of Obesity and Heart Disease
Ban It Before More Lives Are Lost
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This is a national emergency!!!
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Too funny
“: Ban It Before More Lives Are Lost. ⇒ http://t.co/XR6e3r2akI #Guns”Good One!
@Gun_Shots Fork control!
At least reduce the legal number of prongs (tines if you prefer).
The 1st A should not apply to comedians/ bullies/Gov should protect us send SWAT/You make fun of our body parts/No speak
But then they’d just use a spoon.
–the fork-however is not the most deadly–BAN THE ASSAULT NAPKIN!!!!!!
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it’s true, more ppl R killed every year due to bad eating habits, (heart attack), than R killed by shootings. Also, what
Ban it or we’re all forked!!
How to think like a lib.
1 Pick up fork.
2 Stab yourself.
3 Sue fork Maker.
4 Collect disability.
5 Whine about on FB
doesn’t work without a steak knife, used to try to remove the fat.