Different Ways to Become a Zombie
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You forgot to mention being elected to Congress.
Or, like Harry Reid, you could become a staunch Democrat.
Addemdum> 5 ways to become a ZOMBIE:
indulge the white rabbit
self- ID humanitarian
elect an IAP
STAND DOWN
Heckler veto
And of course SMARTPHONE.
I think most of those ways to become a zombie all involve the number 28 in some way!
register as a Democrat is easiest most sure way.
listening to Obama’s lies and believing them will turn you into a zombie
Be a Democrat.
. One of those is an aberration on the Zombie community sir. O.0
The fastest way is a subscription to the New York Times.
@_tibbs don’t fall into the trap
U left out -watch the entire 2016 Republican debates-watch the entire 2016 Democratic Debates-watch the NFL pro-bowl draft
Simple, join the Trump Cult