Goat Accused of Armed Robbery
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
A spokesman for police in the eastern state of Kwara said: ‘The goat is in our custody. Vigilantes saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. One escape while the other turned into a goat.’
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, OMG, now fkn funny is that.
Billy the Kid? 🙂
Wait, I thought Hillary said she hadn’t driven in years. “: Goat Accused of Armed Robbery ⇒ http://t.co/DNDACZxKYR”
bring it and its accomplices. Hot pepper soup for the evening.
That could be someones Girl friend ?
Why do you hate goats?
You are Kidding ?
Her husband Mohamed made her do it
WTF ?
What did the goat say ? (Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) Anyone speak goat ?
Now the goat’s owner and we are cooking !