GRAVITY KILLLS
25,562 people die from falling each year. Call Congress and demand gravity be OUTLAWED.
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Careful, it could pass the Senate with 100% DEM support before they realized you were joking. Too late then; just like ACA.
Ban gravity?
“: Gravity Kills -> http://t.co/NqtNsgm1v1” Terrific Idea. It might keep them out of our business for a while.
gravity, just like speed, doesn’t kill, it’s the complete and sudden stop that gets ya.
Yeah, have you ever tried to jump off a tall building?
Moms demand action for gravity sense!
YES, JUST ASL THOSE “GAYS” THE ISLAMIST THREW FROM THE WATER TOWER? iT’S NOT THE FALL; IT’S THE SUDDEN STOP THAT HURTS!
It’s not the fall that kills ya mate, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
no…it’s the sudden stop that kills
I Rip Gravity, a NEW one! I live in a basement!!!
Uh oh! Time to ban gravity.
especially when you’re standing on a scale.
@RobertRickly.gravity tax, hum, could be the next climate change!
It’s not gravity, it’s the sudden stop that kills you.
It’s not the fall, it’s the sudden stop.
#disarmgravity
I’ve read that Gravity is even more deadly for gay men in Islamic nations. We should fund a study.