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“: I call my weed The Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. – http://t.co/AZA9LPH1ox”. Wow!!!
That’s fuckin’ funny!
best thing I’ve seen in a long time!
Lmfao
hahaha
lmfao
Gay marriage and Legal Pot means Bible was right: “Men who lie with Men will be “stoned”,
If you called your weed Quran anywhere in the Muslim world… you just might get your throat cut… isn’t that a giggle?
you just made me laugh so hard I snorted
“: I call my weed The Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. ⇒ http://t.co/ywBt4iSlvu”
i see what you did there…
“: I call my weed The Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. ⇒ http://t.co/sQT8a6xiMX”
dafuq Bodoh
Hahahahaha your killing me
haha.. Hilarious ..
@famousquotenet You think the mass executions and quartering of Templars for “heresy” by pope Clement never happened?
lol × 10
“: I call my weed The Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. ⇒ http://t.co/yd1VEHjSkH” ⬅ ooookay….
bahahahaha!! Me too!
LMAO
LOL #BOOM RT : I call my weed The Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. ⇒ http://t.co/5qLDRvKOBs”
they may do what ever they like…it will not change our faith
Awesome!!
me too! Just torched a couple ayahs… Fuggett, I forgot…
omg thats funny!
cmoon, that is offensıve. Keepıng away from muslıms is one thıng, attackıng them is another. Lets keep it cıvılısed.
funny but true
The two ply quran is not as luxurious as the 3 ply! But you don’t have to flush as often with the 2 ply! 💩💩💩
https://t.co/b28QUZpQgO
BWAHAHAHA!
I call my weed Mike Lowry bc cops like will smith movies https://t.co/XErpjgfOye
I call my weed Mike Lowry bc cops like will smith movies https://t.co/XErpjgfOye
:-):-);-):-):-):-):-)
Class!
haha. Nice comparison.
haha. Nice comparison.
ha ha ha ha 🙂 so true.
Oh holy shit! That is so wrong 😂