I come in peace, I didn’t bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you f**k with me, I’ll kill you all. – James Mattis, USMC (Retired)
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… and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she’s dating a pussy.
, General Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis, USMC Retired.
Mattis-isms.
Gen. Mathis is the fucking man!
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Mattis popularized 1st Marine Division’s motto, “no better friend, no worse enemy”; epitaph for the Roman dictator Sulla
Killing them all proactively saves everyone a lot of trouble. Drop politeness & due process, war means war;; kill them 1st
“: http://t.co/EpsKnU4DlS” Pretty much–Si vis pacem para bellum
Too bad Generals can’t talk like that anymore with Dear Leader around! @JessieJaneDuff @SNAFOO2012 @APLMom @CarmineZozzora
I love this.
OK but I’m failing to see how this is funny?