I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline… Got a freaking call center that tured out to be in pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. BASTARDS!!!Prev postNext post Related posts: Bingo Night Just Got Real People sleep peacefully in their bed at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf It’s Called a Job I’m Sorry That I Offended You When I Called You Stupid The Reason Why the Government is in the Shape It’s In! How to Call the Police Last time I checked, it’s not called the “Bill of Needs”. Did You Know That a Large Group of Baboons is Called a Congress?