If Dueling Made a Comeback, There’d Be a Lot Fewer People Acting Offended
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If More Sane People Were Armed; the Crazy People Would Get Fewer Shots Off 
I’m rather offended by that 
If more sane people were armed, the crazy people would get off fewer shots. 
I’m Sorry That I Offended You When I Called You Stupid 
Easily Offended? 
Just Because You’re Offended, Doesn’t Mean You’re Right. 
Liberals keep looking for reasons to be offended and I keep looking for ways to offend them. It’s a team effort. 
Got Offended by a Post on the Internet?
Dueling can’t come back. No one wears gloves. How would you slap your opponent before demanding satisfaction.
And more humor excuses.
Yes!
We might have a bit more honesty in politics
spot on and publ8c executions.
lol thanks for updating the Christian Internet #offended #thechristianinternet
Where’s *that* petition?! I will sign it right fucking now…#MyDaysWouldBeSoBusy
Happy days Chach says , FIX-IT. https://t.co/OIYuXp4cGv