Lying Leftists_______________________________________________________________________________________
It was a warm night at the apartment complex, and a few groups of people were partying around the pool and hot tub area. Some leftists were sitting in the hot tub. Someone’s phone rang, from a near-by group, but one of the leftists in the hot tub realized an opportunity to to look trendy, and impress the others: Just when the phone stopped ringing, he put his hand to the side of his face, and pretended to have a phone conversation. Eventually, he said, “OK. Thanks. bye…”
One of the other leftists asked, “What were you doing?” The “phone talker” said, “I have the new hand-phone implant.” The other leftists were appropriately impressed, and asked a lot of questions.
Not to be outdone, one of the other leftists started pretending to type a text on his hand. Another asked,
Q. “What are you doing?”
A. I’m sending a text. I have the new texting implant.”
Another leftist got out and walked over to the bathroom. When he returned, he was trailing a piece of toilet paper out the back.
One of the other leftists said,
Q. Dude, you got toilet paper hangin’ out the back.”
A. After a brief pause, he answered, “…I’m getting a fax.”
Lying Leftists_______________________________________________________________________________________
It was a warm night at the apartment complex, and a few groups of people were partying around the pool and hot tub area. Some leftists were sitting in the hot tub. Someone’s phone rang, from a near-by group, but one of the leftists in the hot tub realized an opportunity to to look trendy, and impress the others: Just when the phone stopped ringing, he put his hand to the side of his face, and pretended to have a phone conversation. Eventually, he said, “OK. Thanks. bye…”
One of the other leftists asked, “What were you doing?” The “phone talker” said, “I have the new hand-phone implant.” The other leftists were appropriately impressed, and asked a lot of questions.
Not to be outdone, one of the other leftists started pretending to type a text on his hand. Another asked,
Q. “What are you doing?”
A. I’m sending a text. I have the new texting implant.”
Another leftist got out and walked over to the bathroom. When he returned, he was trailing a piece of toilet paper out the back.
One of the other leftists said,
Q. Dude, you got toilet paper hangin’ out the back.”
A. After a brief pause, he answered, “…I’m getting a fax.”