Much to the Terrorists Surprise, the Virgins Awaiting Them in Paradise Were Not Quite What They ExpectedPrev postNext post Related posts: Two Tickets to Paradise I Can Has 72 Virgins? 72 Virgins, Huh? Well Then, Let’s Get These Boys Laid. Prisons: Liberal Paradise The Terrorists have won the toss and have elected to receive! Prison: Democrat Paradise 72 Virgins of Islam Islamic Terrorists Are Like King Salmon
@famousquotenet when they fight for America they are heroes but when they don’t or against they are terrorist buhahaha
Meet Ehud Barak in Beirut raid of Arab hideaway after Munich Olympics. All Moslem jihadists are gay sodomist coward idiots
If you have the brains you care – so we dont care – because it is mentioned virgins we want virgins not how what somewhat!!
Not to mention you’re only virgin the one time–then what? All hell breaks loose??? :/ Heaven isn’t about sex.Good grief.
– my question…if the guy terrorists are thinking they get 21 virgins. what do women terrorists get? ⁉️
Terrorist: what’s the 72 raisins for? Where’s my virgins? Allah: sorry no such things anymore. Take the raisins.
This is just hilarious!!
Love it 🙂
too many Jihadis, too few virgins
PRICELESS!
@AdamBaldwin they weren’t virgins, they were VIRGINIANS…as in Washington and Jefferson with bats
It was a 72 year old virgin
hilarious! People check this out!
pretty good but I thought they’d be demons with dresses 🙂
haha for the win 🙂
@famousquotenet when they fight for America they are heroes but when they don’t or against they are terrorist buhahaha
@famousquotenet LOL…I assumed it was a crowd of “flamers” waiting for them
Lol they were all men lol
-wrong Paradise?
Ha…ha..toothless gargoyle?
Looks like Catechism class at my grade school
Here’s the pic http://t.co/vONLad6krf
Meet Ehud Barak in Beirut raid of Arab hideaway after Munich Olympics. All Moslem jihadists are gay sodomist coward idiots
They were Lena Dunham and Sally Kohn look a likes. #jihadregrets.
This really made me smile, please re-tweet and share the laugh.
I heard it wasn’t 72 virgins, but 72 Virginians. What a surprise for them.
DOES THE KORAN ACTUALLY SAY “FEMALE” VIRGINS?
What!! Were they all 70 year old virgins with warts and beards!
http://t.co/FNCCYR6riW
71 Virginians !!
It’s satin waiting to shove his pitchfork up their Islamic asses.
Don’t they say hell is for eternity?
Lolololololol
What miss Piggy & friends?
If you have the brains you care – so we dont care – because it is mentioned virgins we want virgins not how what somewhat!!
We need to send thousands more to find out.
Not to mention you’re only virgin the one time–then what? All hell breaks loose??? :/ Heaven isn’t about sex.Good grief.
– my question…if the guy terrorists are thinking they get 21 virgins. what do women terrorists get? ⁉️
Hillary X 72
https://t.co/kle4y0thTC
All that is awaiting them is being hot dog meat in Hell.
sounds crazy for a religion. To say kill innocent people and go to heaven were virgins await you 🙄🙄
Terrorist: what’s the 72 raisins for? Where’s my virgins? Allah: sorry no such things anymore. Take the raisins.
personally I’d prefer some with some experience – in fact a lot of experience
https://t.co/F5WbAFY3YP
rather like the famous Onion piece: “hijackers surprised to find selves in Hell”