USMC Rules for Gunfighting
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0. Bring a gun. Preferably bring lots of guns, and all your friends with guns.
14. Incoming fire has the right of way.
Don’t bring a knife to gunfight. Don’t shoot your own guys. And make sure you use it to kill the enemy.
Smart rules to live by, particularly the last one. Conversely, in a gunfight, failure to follow these is a death sentence.
I don’t see any humor in this.