Told My Wife I Wanted a 9mm, Shells, and a Clip For My Birthday… Angel, I Cannot Engage the Boy That Gave You Kooties… Patriotism Means to Stand By The Country. It Does Not Mean to Stand By the President or Any Other Public Official. Zombies: They Don’t Stand a Chance! People sleep peacefully in their bed at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf Perhaps One of the Most Important Accomplishments of My Administration Has Been Minding My Own Business I can’t wait to be lectured about my gun rights by an Administration responsible for giving guns to Mexican drug cartel members. This Guy Was Told by His Homeowners Association That He Couldn’t Fly the American Flag in His Yard.