I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well … are you religious or atheist?”
“Religious.”
“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.
Superman and The Westboro Baptist Church 
Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral 
You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 
Separation of Church and State 
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, the US Government? 
Noah’s Ark 
Religious Tolerance 
In an Age of Tyranny the Courage of a Single Person Standing for Liberty is Priceless
this is an Emo Phillips joke
I DONT HAVE A RELIGION I BLEIEVE IN THE SON OF GOD JESUS CHRIST AS MY PERSONAL SAVIOUR I AM BLOOD BOUGHT BIBLE BELIEVING
Thanks! I did not know that. It was sent to me without attribution.
I would RT if I could remember all those lines. Lol
The holy trinity: Me, mine and ours.
“: What’s Your Religion? – http://t.co/lnLTWUSyXv” http://t.co/C8193nx4Qm
wheelbarrow
I go where in pushed
wheelbarrow
I go where in pushed
R U NUTS?
Thanks for the laugh!
ガンバレ！
Haha! That’s funny!
non,,denominational,,,,,,,or Full gospel,,,, or Sound Doctrine,,,
I totaly believe in myself, so i don’t need a Religion
GOD
my religion is GODS religion & philosophy of life the truth,based
on the insight d ilumination of d soul 2 dispel darkness
free sex to all?
….. atheists Hitler and Stalin are two of the biggest killers in history…..
https://t.co/k2ctU7jZ9r
I’m pretty sure Clinton, Bernie, and Obama are all pagan worshipers of government.
Cthulhuist
https://t.co/r6Obp4oReR