Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.
It’s important at our age.
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I got in trouble at Walgreens when I set ALL of the alarm clocks to go off 3 mins. apart!
@PettiefrHH this is Great
I can relate
It’s funnier when the part about the “Obama” bumper sticker is in the story….
Yep this is a good start to the day.A very broad grin & good chuckle. Thk U. #auspoI
They drive around really slow to block roads for working people.
Charming!
Drink Beer N Golf then get Layed? Just Guessing!
I get up, grab a coffee, check the TV or read an ebook.Tho’ I loved my coworkers, I revel in the joy of freedom over some.
bahahahahahahaha!!!!!
The answer to that is and should always be live. Only asked by people without hobbies, interests or joy.
Generally, sex…
They laugh about the poor small businessmans business makes 200,000 a year but has 210,000 in bills & overhead Ins etc.
Get Up Crack of Dawn. Coffee & PopTard. Conspire with Pinky & The Brain. Hit Up Spiritual Meeting. Hang Out. Sleep. Repeat
: when ask, my reply…LIVE
v funny