The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: “Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of marriage, pray that God’s Word and His standards will be honored by our government.” This is true.
Any good religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team’s admirable goals, is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on biblical principles:
- Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)
- Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
- A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
- Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
- Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
- If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother’s widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)
- In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)
In Defense of Biblical Marriage
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God never wanted man to do this, tho He allowed man to be stupid. Gods plan one man one woman only.
Uh..Gen 19 was just a couple of desperate stupid girls not thinking, not a law. You’ve got me on the others.
finally something more balanced.
So true. To all religious hypocrites: read this! RT “: In Defense of Biblical Marriage ⇒ http://t.co/lc6VZKfcyK #Tcot”
#stupid– the stupid people are slamming the Bible thought you were smarter than that. Thought wrong.
Accurate to a fault. Embarrassing to believers.
the biblical definition of marriage is laid out by Jesus himself in the 10th chapter of Mark
I generally love this blog but some things are just not intended to be clowned around with
this is exactly how Satan confuses the uneducated. The old Covenant was for wandering nomads
most ignorant thing I have read
most ignorant thing I have read