A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.
She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party. She didn’t have time for a boyfriend and didn’t really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.
He asked, “How is your friend Mary.” She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Why she often didn’t show up for classes because she was hung over.
Dad then asked his daughter why she didn’t go to the Dean’s office and ask why she couldn’t take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.
The daughter angrily fired back, “That wouldn’t be fair, I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing”.
The father slowly smiled and said, “Welcome to the Republican Party”.
Welcome to the Republican Party
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love it
“: Welcome to the Republican Party -> http://t.co/YXlV9DFWoI” HUGE MISCHARACTERIZATOON AND OVERSIMPLIFICATION smh
heaven for sent Power Passion Pride Peace we are we are number one party
oh yeah lol! It’s all fun n games when it’s giving away somone else’s money 😉
That would be my fathers Republican Party, not the current one.
All of this BS will continue as long as 4 of the 5 networks continue lying. From a friend!
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Yup.
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“: Welcome to the Republican Party ⇒ http://t.co/ZnzQT8HlgL #Tcot”. Exactly!
@ShaninZT @lheinkel @GinaGWeiss @FredZeppelin12 @ChuckNellis That was the old Repub Party.Now it’s called the Tea Party!
Reality can be #SHOCKING upon wakening. RT “: Welcome to the Republican Party ⇒ http://t.co/cnUmZboO25 #Tcot”
a bunch of fat old farts that enjoy padding their pockets with middle class and poor money and not taxing the rich at all
great analogy…
You certainly are!
*drops mic like a badass*
@madscape #PrimaryPaul
I know you lean Rubio, I did too, but Ted Cruz should be president. Would a Cruz/Rubio ticket be a compromise?